You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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