I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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