big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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