Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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