Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
True college students do jello shots in the library
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