i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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