People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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