I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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