i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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