is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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