my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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