Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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