he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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