Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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