Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
