Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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