question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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