Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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