Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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