marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Randomize
