if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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