trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
