I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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