Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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