check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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