Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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