He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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