it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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