Taylor Swift is so right about you.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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