ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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