I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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