Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
