exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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