How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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