WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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