We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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