i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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