i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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