Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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