brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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