why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i want to swaddle you in tequila
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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