OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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