Me too!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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