Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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