Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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