i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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