I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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