I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I touched a dick in church today
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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