It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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