some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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